12: How many likes do you have? - 10,531
18: Why did you stay on tumblr? - the question i ask myself everyday tbh. but ultimately for all of you
20: What do you think people think when they hear your URL? -
the 3 stages of bussin a nut
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
I could eat some cake right now.
All these ice bucket challenges I’m seeing where it ain’t no ice in the bucket
Her: Bae come on let’s play basketball togethter we’ll be just like Love and Basket Ball
Me: Ok check up